Alright, ladies and gentlemen, regardless of age, I really enjoy reading Happy Pi's comments about her masturbation. They inspire me to design a challenge for all of our Happy Pi ladies.

I enjoy listening to other women talk about their masturbation habits: how many times a day, how long each session lasts, how many times it can bring them to orgasm, and so on. I think female masturbation is just as stimulating as male masturbation! For instance, have you ever tried being completely naked all day long and masturbating non-stop (because you know you'll soon reach another orgasm, so why bother wearing clothes?)

I enjoy masturbation and need to have an orgasm every day. I do it throughout the entire day. I've done it in every room of my house, while driving, and I often indulge in it in front of my husband. This makes him extremely excited. He usually licks my little hole and then roughens me up! At other times, he just likes to watch me masturbate. Sometimes he even undresses completely and masturbates until he reaches climax. It's really amazing!

In conclusion, I really want to hear about your masturbation habits. Every day? How many times a day? How many times can you reach orgasm each time? What techniques do you use? Can any of you reach orgasm just by playing with your nipples? Who sucks on their own nipples? Do you masturbate in front of your husband? Do you masturbate in any place (in the car, in the living room, at the dining table, in the garage, outdoors) in front of him? Have you ever been discovered by anyone other than your husband (mom, sister, mother-in-law, friend)? How did you handle it? I could keep going, but you understand what I mean... I'm just sharing the secrets of female masturbation without reservation. I believe the readers will be very grateful! I know I will too!

I really want to read stories about others getting caught masturbating... especially when you don't care at all and keep going... or when you're about to ejaculate and have to keep going! Keep going! I hope you don't think I'm strange, but somehow, I always find "stories about being caught" very exciting.

Perhaps, I could even add one more to the "happy pi" category for women, saying, "The most peculiar place where you masturbate because you are so excited that you can't wait and need to ejaculate immediately!"

I hope I have provided enough excitement for all the women here! I hope to see more sexy and alluring posts to make everyone's vagina moist.