Sorry, my puns aren't very good, but I'm really curious about some of the habits of those enlightened readers. Some of you have read one or two of my articles and have given me valuable feedback, which has made me very flattered. Both Jim and I really enjoy hearing us share how we developed firm penises and lubricated vaginas in this process!

So, while I'm currently "relaxing", I can't help but wonder just how much my sisters enjoy sucking on penises - and how you and your partner carry out these actions. Taking this into consideration, please answer these simple five questions:

Ladies: Do you like to suck on his tools? If so, do you usually do it during mutual oral sex, or do you sometimes do it just when you're in a good mood?

2. Ladies: If you could choose, would you prefer to swallow his semen, or opt for a facial treatment or another targeted area?

3. Ladies, please briefly describe your "mouth imitation" technique.

4. Gentlemen: How do you think your partner's ability to stimulate your penis is? What do you envision as the ideal form of oral sex?

5. Both parties: Have either of you ever been caught, or almost caught, in the act of performing or receiving oral sex?

Thank you for answering this survey. I do realize that most women are not as enthusiastic about sucking cocks as I am. I just want to know, when I'm now "relaxing" and imagining Jim's penis, how much desire is actually present outside.

Love you all!