Hi everyone! I am making this post to share my story in hopes that it:
helps others avoid making the same mistake
share my experience for those who are going through a similar predicament (I know I can't be the only one frantically google searching this topic when its happening)
What happened to me:
To start off, I had one of those metal jeweled anal plugs inside of me. It was a medium size, about 1.5" in diameter with a flared base. I was seated on a chair and clenching down on the plug hard while masturbating. All of a sudden, I felt a sharp, deep pain (almost like lightning) inside my rectum that subsided quickly. I thought the pain was from me accidentally squeezing out the plug forcefully, but I couldn't find the plug on the floor anywhere. There was no feeling of pressure or fullness inside me, and I wasn't able to feel any foreign objects inside with my finger. After thoroughly searching the room and not finding it, I was certain it was really deep inside, to the point where I couldn't feel it.
How I got it out:
Obviously I was panicking right now, with wild thoughts about having to explain to my parents about why their daughter needed to go to the ER to have a sex toy removed from her butt. I did my best to stay calm and relax. I sat on the toilet and propped my feet up with a stool and tried to relax my insides. I wasn't squeezing, but just relaxed my body. I did this for about 2 hours or so. I felt tiny little pins of sensation here and there, but it was generally uneventful. At this point, it was past 4:00am and I was exhausted from the stress, I took some oral laxatives and went to bed, hoping it would help me poop it out the next day.
I woke up in the morning and tried again on the toilet. Still relaxing, but this time I squeezed a little bit. Not clenching, but rather gently squeezing my gut. I did this for an hour or so. Despite not feeling it going through the bend into my rectum, I started getting that familiar "full" sensation down there. At this point, I inserted a finger and was able to feel it inside. I wrapped my finger around the base and yanked it out.
I just want to highlight that although I wasn't feeling much of anything during those combined 3 or 4 hours on the toilet, just staying relaxed in that position allowed my body to do its thing to get it out on its own.
With that said, if this is happening to you right now, please use your own judgement on whether or not to go to the ER immediately. Especially with large plugs or sharp objects, these can cause severe damage.
I hope this experience helps to warn others about the dangers of using those metal jeweled anal plugs, and provides a tiny bit of comfort or guidance for those currently going through this who happen to stumble across this post.
Best of luck and stay safe
